Simon "Jonesie" Jones III
A semi-hipster mechanic. He writes odes to motocycles.
He wears flannel shirts, jeans and a pair of thick glasses frames.
His dad drank a lot and liked to dole out beatings, so at 16 Jonesie ran away from home. He was discovered sleeping on the front porch of the frat house and accepted as the first rush. Often away at work (the mechanic job gotten with help from Jonathan) or school, this is the only unaware mundane living in Brick House.